Friday, 27 January 2012

Dark Over-Lord Simon Cowell launches new cattle show to find souless DJs

Cowell's production company Syco Entertainment say they've been working on the TV format for more than a year. I can only imagine it went like this:

Day 1
S.C to team - We need a totally new show with pioneering ideas...
Team - Yes boss
S.C - I'm thinking some kind of....knockout based weekly show where the public decide who wins?
Team - WTF DooD are you a wizard?? Where do you think of these things??? This is proactive forward thinking new media at its finest Simon!! And you sir... YOU ..... are the leader of this wave.  
 Day 2 - Day 365
Lets Jetski baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/swoon




Successful troll is successful

34 comments:

  1. Hahah read about this.. Really can't see how it'll turn out well.

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  2. we laugh, but he will make millions from this. i'm sad now

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  3. Hate simon. But fact is he will keep making millions along with the billions he has.

    I wish he would pay for my school. Its pocket change for him.

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  4. I hope it goes down the drain with the rest of this so called reality garbage, but alas the viewing public have no brains.

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  5. Sat what . . . Really?? ffs just when we got rid of the x factor, more shite turns up :(((( Happy Happy Joy Joy ^_^

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  6. Haha so true, its has such a basic format and yet millions of people still watch it!

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  7. LOL I don't have patience for shows like this. Real Housewives already turned my poor brain into mush.

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  8. Does simon cowell still have all the top gear celebrity racing records?

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    1. Lol naw its Tom Cruise now.... ALL PRAISE XENU

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  9. I`m not that into shows like this.

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  10. Yeah, that's extremely creative. :|

    Sadly, that's what people want.

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  11. I dislike that dude a solid lot. Nailing models and he's a total douche.

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  12. You mean Dark Lord voldemort?

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  13. People still watch these shows?

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  14. Is that what all rich people do when they have time off? Jetski?

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  15. Haha, whats with people and jetskis

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  16. Man i hate everyone who pays any attention to those shows, even my mum and sister :/

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  17. humorous and sadly probably true...good job.

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  18. Lol, sadly that conversation is probably true.

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  19. makes me sick to my stomach... this....douchebag >_<

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  20. I love this. Simon is such a scum bag. If only he weren't so wealthy, we'd finally see the back end of him.

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  21. Always the same, never good. I just don't like these shows.

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  22. that dude sold his soul to the devil!..

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  23. Simon just astounds me with his ability too do the same shit over and over again and get paid a massive amount of money for doing it.

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  24. I honestly think this guy is just the biggest troll in the world...
    I'm sure he just sits at home laughing at everyone else

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