Saturday, 21 January 2012

We've seen her grow up, we've seen her shave her head, we've seen her clam...

99 problems but a hull breach aint one of them



And now former bodyguard Fernando Flores is planning on publishing a tell-all book on none other than the white trash queen Britney Spears!

You cant handle a style of this magnitude of awesomeness












The Sun spoke with an insider who had this to report:

This used to happen in my school all the time
“Britney has a huge sexual appetite and, from what she told me, her tours were an anything-goes environment. I heard stories of threesomes, orgies, girls making out — things that would make your hair stand on end. She had a lot of young, attractive dancers around her on tour and things would get crazy. There was drinking, drugs, steamy sessions in hot tubs, all sorts of things.”

 The ex-security guard claims he has the srs business on orgies, threesomes and girl-on-girl kisses backstage during Britney’s “Circus Tour.” Although it sounds pretty tame and another case of everyone just getting their pound of flesh from the failing once untouchable formal teen idol.

/sadface

43 comments:

  1. Well it's not like people didn't know this already, it's amazing what passes as a book though. :P

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  2. I knew when she wore that red jumpsuit, things were going to turn for the worse lol

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  3. An incredible insider report! It would have been pretty crazy to be back stage at a Britney Spears concert back when she blew up!

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  4. Everybody wants to make a buck and slandering is an easy and almost too easy way to do it here in america. There are no penalties (effectively) and no benefit for the victim to prove their innocence.

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  5. damn, im not too surprised though

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  6. Buying this as soon as possible. Also great title!

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  7. Loool ^_^ gotta love a clam hehe, although i'm sticking with Lieutenant Worf & all his Klingoness

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  8. haha write a bunch of crap about a former teen idol and people come running. No wonder the world is in the crapper.

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  9. I'm surprised it's taken so long. From what I recall, Hit Me Baby One More Time, was subliminally messaged with 'Sleep with me, I'm not too young.'

    Her mother must be so proud!

    GM x

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  10. I used to think she was the hottest girl on earth.

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  11. Why didnt anyone involved in the orgies and stuff break the silence and talk about it before this guard did? I dont care for Britteny at all but idk this guy might be lying for a quick buck

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  12. you know, I don't even care enough to read the book. Britney's old news, long since dismissed as batshit crazy.

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  13. I am way not surprised, I figured that that kind of stuff was going on anyways.

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  14. middle school me just had a stroke

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  15. Very well put that this stuff is now tame. If it were 15 or 20 years ago, then we'd raise an eyebrow or two. I'll always prefer the bald britney.

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  16. I lol'd at the side by side pics. I wonder how well the book will do, she hasnt been very popular over the last few years, but this could be a stunt to get her back in the game

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  17. Note to Self: Be sure to get any bodyguards I hire in the future to sign a non-disclosure agreement.

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  18. Oh dear, it seems she always finds a way to crawl back into relevancy, even if it's indirectly...

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  19. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! LOL!
    I have to agree with Infiniteplans.

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  20. Poor girl...


    http://placequotehere.blogspot.com

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  21. Being a pop star is not that hard as they say on TV... seems that they're not getting bored.

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  22. I LOVE her!!! I actually have a poster of her hanging above my bed. Shhhh don't tell anyone :P

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  23. lol i just shat brix.
    i loved her when she was younger and saner anyway.

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  24. That Brittney Spears shaved her head to embrace her Klingon roots is the most reasonable conclusion about her character that I've seen yet.

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  25. hope some train will run me over if I ever read anything related to that Spritney Bears...

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