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AK-12: Russia Unveils Newest Kalashnikov Assault Rifle /swoon

Fifth-generation Kalashnikov assault rifle best Kalashnikov assault rifle?

Putin Approved!

The AK-12 has a classic feel, which creates a constructively simple automatic rifle with an option to mount powerful muzzles and fat rambo sized magazines. Designers created the new rifle as a basic platform and takes alot of inspiration from the joys of building with lego, operators can use this for the development of nearly 20 different modifications for civil and military firearms which is nearly as many attachments as a Kirby vacumn cleaner. The caliber of cartridges used for the new rifles may vary from 5.45х39 to 7.62х51 millimeters.

Wizard Bullets? No thats laser baby...

From the epic minds of 2 Sandia researchers Red Jones, Brian Kast, and their colleagues......

A patented design for a self-guided bullet that is very much a real life aimbot and is described as a dart-like, self-guided bullet for small-calibre, smooth bore firearms that could hit laser-designated targets at distances of more than a mile.

barrel roll? Now you're just showing off....

Sandia is now seeking a private investment to complete testing of the prototype and bring the aimbot to the marketplace to make fat bank for both concerned. Researchers have had initial success testing the design in simulations and in field tests built from commercially available parts thus far.

Pink firearms have become mainstream.

Major companies are cashing in on peoples need to appeal to others through material items and the reactions range from Kawaii! to gtfo! but enough people must buy them to keep them in the product line. Sky-blue or yellow guns seem less common, and fewer companies market epic zebra-pattern or a trippy styled polka-dot finish.

BUY IT HER DADDY, SHE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

Mossberg 510 Mini Great for Kids... apparently

With adjustable training stocks for children!

Your move punk...

Mossberg set out to create a dedicated shotgun for kids and the height challenged gun fan and all though it completely looks like it they didn’t just stick on a smaller stock on their epic 500 model and go for soup.  Instead, their engineers made everything small and created what is arguably the world’s smallest fully-functional pump-action shotgun!!

No more will mugging midgets be like taking candy from a baby.

Fairwell Sweet Prince...

The creator of the long-running US TV show Soul Train has shot himself at his Los Angeles home, police said.

Don Cornelius, 75, was pronounced dead on Wednesday morning after police answered reports of gunshots at his home around 04:00 (12:00 GMT).

Fistpumping in heaven now.....

British Royal Navy reveals new supersonic anti-missile system

A missile systems company based in Filton near Bristol has been awarded a £483m Ministry of Defence contract. Defence Equipment Minister Peter Luff said: "The development of this missile system is a huge boost to the UK's world-leading missile industry and once again proves our commitment to providing battle-winning technology to our armed forces."

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

She just blew me; Shit was SO cash

 

 

Ahhh Mannnn......

Sorry if i missed commenting on your blog,

What a leecher!

I smashed my morningcoffee and lost everything. So am trying to re save all the blogs but I keep finding new / old ppl I forgot to re add. So if I havent commented for a while and you still pass by on your rounds let me know and I will change my devilish ways.


Love you x

p.s treat todays comments as an open forum to voice anything you wish I'll try and respond. ^_^

Bands still not embracing new business models like Spotify

Set the fee moar like - amirite?

Black Keys frontman Dan Auerbach told Billboard magazine that the royalties from streaming services were "so minuscule it's laughable".
"It's a cool thing to have if you're in a new band and you want to be heard," he said. "But if you are a bigger band that's already known and you rely on record sales for a living, then it's really no place to be."

They're to busy selling their music to numerous films and adverts for more cash and making their music and unique style become a drowned out sound in the white noise of commercial media.

Dark Over-Lord Simon Cowell launches new cattle show to find souless DJs

Cowell's production company Syco Entertainment say they've been working on the TV format for more than a year. I can only imagine it went like this:

Day 1
S.C to team - We need a totally new show with pioneering ideas...
Team - Yes boss
S.C - I'm thinking some kind of....knockout based weekly show where the public decide who wins?
Team - WTF DooD are you a wizard?? Where do you think of these things??? This is proactive forward thinking new media at its finest Simon!! And you sir... YOU ..... are the leader of this wave.  
 Day 2 - Day 365
Lets Jetski baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/swoon

A wild Krokodil appears!

Russia has more heroin users than any other country in the world – up to two million, according to unofficial estimates. For most, their life revolves around crime, prison and probable contraction of permanent pool closure.

As efforts to stem the flow of Afghan heroin into Russia bring some limited success, and the street price of the drug goes up, for those addicts who can't afford their next hit, an even more terrifying Pokèmon called Krokodil has raised its head.

Cant get enough of that brit pop atm.......

Noel Gallagher is to be honoured with the godlike genius prize at this year's NME Awards.
 
He's been in and out of the media for nearly 20 years with Oasis and launched his solo career fronting The High Flying Birds in 2011, he will pick up his prize at the NME Awards on 29 February at London's O2 Academy Brixton.

From the shadows Gary looked on with mixed feelings of lust and hate.

NYPD Testing Gun-Scanning Technology

Police, along with the U.S. Department of Defence, are researching new technology in a scanner placed on police vehicles that can detect concealed weapons.

Racial profiling makes me sick.....

It’s called Terahertz Imaging Detection. It measures the energy radiating from a body up to 16 feet away, and can detect anything blocking it, like a gun or power levels that are over 9000.

But Civil Liberties Groups Up In Arms as usual...

They seem to think this is invading ones privacy but this isn't like Japanese porn and the cameras not in my bathroom toilet.  

Merkel 303 20-bore shotgun review

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!

 Classic Doom weapon, Kurt Cobain's final mic and preferred zombie mashing tool of the God among men Bruce Campbell, gets a 2012 revamp from makers Merkel.

Twisting my melon man..

After initial rumours were denied, Manchester rock band  Happy Mondays have announced that they will indeed be reuniting their original lineup, according to a statement obtained by The Quietus. Their reunion will mark the first time brothers Shaun and Paul Ryder have played together since 2000.

90's was soooo cool

We've seen her grow up, we've seen her shave her head, we've seen her clam...

99 problems but a hull breach aint one of them

And now former bodyguard Fernando Flores is planning on publishing a tell-all book on none other than the white trash queen Britney Spears!

You cant handle a style of this magnitude of awesomeness

obligatory 100 followers post ^_^

I started this blog at the beginning of the year with a burning desire to inform you netizens of the world, of pop music and projectile-firing weapons. Reaching 107 followers means a lot to me and i think i might be falling in love with you........

Soul musician Jimmy Castor dies at the age of 71

 

Soul saxophonist and singer Jimmy Castor, one of the most sampled artists in music history, has died aged 71.

Public Enemy to release two new albums in 2012

Chuck D, Flavor Flav, Professor Griff Terminator X and the S1W -

BOYEE!! - Party For Your Right To Fight

Coachella - wish i was there

Seasoned festival professional still able to keep hold of the beer.

A friends sister told me she was going to go to a festival in California this year. Known for bringing bands back together such as Pavement and Death From Above 1979 in recent years and being the USA's answer to Glasto, I investigated..........

X-37B spaceplane 'spying on China'

• Mission: Described as a re-usable testbed for new sensors and other space technologies.
• Length: 9m (29ft); Wingspan: 4.5m (14ft); Height: 3m (9.5ft); Mass: 5t (11,000lb)
• Origins: Started as a Nasa project in 1999 before being handed to the military in 2006.
• Flight history: First vehicle launched in April, 2010, and landed eight months later.
• Cost: The budget line for the X-37B programme continues to be classified information.

 America's classified X-37B spaceplane is probably spying on China, according to a report in Spaceflight magazine. So begins 2012 another butthurt year for America!

Also for other worldending 2012 issues check out www.2012-endoftheworld.com/ done by a fellow blogger Rachel Neilson     its lush!!!!

Phalanx CIWS

Not compensating...

The Phalanx CIWS is an anti-ship missile defence system. It is a close-in weapon system (CIWS) and was designed and manufactured by the General Dynamics Corporation, Pomona Division.

It also looks like the Transformers franchise is trying to enter the middle eastern market.

Michael Kiwanuka Winner of BBC sound of 2012

His name is mental to pronounce but boy does he have sex with your ears. Not many artists over the years happily claim to be influenced by a free cover mount CD on a magazine, normally it comes from some broken home, family, quest to the biggest thing since slice bread trends or the classic X factor/American Idol blubber fest of a reason. But MK doesn't seem to be trying to impress and doesn't afraid of anything.

Have a listen whilst you read...
 

Rock: Precursor to gun?

As you know rocks are not guns. However scientific evidence does show that rocks can be used as guns, as this evidence shows.

PewPewPew

Not a gun until it's in the right hands...

Railguns - Not just Quake 2 weapon of devastation anymore

First cooked up In 1918 by French inventor Louis Octave Fauchon-Villeplee then revived in WWII : "The Sequel" by the badguys. Although never build by them it sure did make the goodguys /drool and go to work to see if the theory was feasible  then finally by the 70's as part of the “star wars” Strategic Defence Initiative; railguns use magnetic fields to propel a conductive projectile like a metal rod, to incredible speeds.

MAN THE HARPOONS

You know the drill

dodecatuplets or lard baby?

So Spring is looking like the time for Jess Simpson to drop her lard baby that in an act that has been defying leading scientific minds around the globe has been actually feeding her from the inside out!

MTHEL – Mobile Tactical High Energy Laser

Frodo is buggered, Sauron's gone 21st Century

Jay Z and Beyonce have a baby

We're normal except everything we touch turns to gold.

So congrats to the couple who had Blue Ivy Carter over the weekend and no its not a type of rum and whisky as the name suggests it is in fact a baby girl.

Carbon 15 Pistol /swoon

Its made of carbon it looks half done and who knows why its got 15 in it....

He-Man's mate Ram-Man getting a redneck tan.

But boy does this chap make it look amazing ....

Russell Brand and Katy Perry divorce

Brand or Perry camp?

Changes in 2012

Only got 12 months 14 days left till the end of the world.

What are you going to do with yourselves till then?

AK47 review

Unlike in real life it's a gun that can only be obtained at extreme high levels in Modern Warfare 3.

Beavis and Butt-Head

Back on TV unnhaaahaha unnnhaaahaaa

Gun Vs Sword: a debate

New Bloc Party album set for release later this year... Kele Okereke has confirmed that the follow up to 'Intimacy' will be out in 2012

lmafo win? A meme is born....

Justice

This chap is the Professional Russian

Happy New Year

Hope you all smashed it up, I know i did.