Friday, 27 January 2012

Dark Over-Lord Simon Cowell launches new cattle show to find souless DJs

Cowell's production company Syco Entertainment say they've been working on the TV format for more than a year. I can only imagine it went like this:

Day 1
S.C to team - We need a totally new show with pioneering ideas...
Team - Yes boss
S.C - I'm thinking some kind of....knockout based weekly show where the public decide who wins?
Team - WTF DooD are you a wizard?? Where do you think of these things??? This is proactive forward thinking new media at its finest Simon!! And you sir... YOU ..... are the leader of this wave.  
 Day 2 - Day 365
Lets Jetski baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/swoon




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34 comments:

  1. InfinitePlans27 January 2012 at 00:31

    Hahah read about this.. Really can't see how it'll turn out well.

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  2. Leon Kennedy27 January 2012 at 00:33

    we laugh, but he will make millions from this. i'm sad now

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  3. Dreadnaught27 January 2012 at 01:14

    Hate simon. But fact is he will keep making millions along with the billions he has.

    I wish he would pay for my school. Its pocket change for him.

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  4. Pat Hatt27 January 2012 at 01:31

    I hope it goes down the drain with the rest of this so called reality garbage, but alas the viewing public have no brains.

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  5. Dani27 January 2012 at 01:55

    Sat what . . . Really?? ffs just when we got rid of the x factor, more shite turns up :(((( Happy Happy Joy Joy ^_^

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  6. SamHogg27 January 2012 at 02:37

    Haha so true, its has such a basic format and yet millions of people still watch it!

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  7. Bersercules27 January 2012 at 03:09

    I don't know what to say.

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  8. Jaclyn27 January 2012 at 03:43

    LOL I don't have patience for shows like this. Real Housewives already turned my poor brain into mush.

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  9. T. Roger Thomas27 January 2012 at 04:48

    Lol, I like your take on this.

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  10. JDC27 January 2012 at 05:15

    Does simon cowell still have all the top gear celebrity racing records?

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    1. Zap McBlowfist27 January 2012 at 19:02

      Lol naw its Tom Cruise now.... ALL PRAISE XENU

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  11. Anonymous27 January 2012 at 05:18

    I hate that guy.

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  12. Anonymous27 January 2012 at 05:45

    lolwut¿

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  13. psychology-knowledge27 January 2012 at 06:40

    I`m not that into shows like this.

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  14. DWei27 January 2012 at 09:25

    Yeah, that's extremely creative. :|

    Sadly, that's what people want.

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  15. [[AguiLeons]]27 January 2012 at 10:04

    ready goooooo

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  16. nmZ27 January 2012 at 11:48

    LAWL at his face...

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  17. confictushome27 January 2012 at 16:20

    I dislike that dude a solid lot. Nailing models and he's a total douche.

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  18. DAILYES27 January 2012 at 16:30

    You mean Dark Lord voldemort?

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  19. Axis27 January 2012 at 17:34

    People still watch these shows?

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  20. Taker27 January 2012 at 17:47

    Is that what all rich people do when they have time off? Jetski?

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  21. JaeSunEx28 January 2012 at 00:07

    Haha, whats with people and jetskis

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  22. zabuzar28 January 2012 at 00:35

    Man i hate everyone who pays any attention to those shows, even my mum and sister :/

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  23. Cross28 January 2012 at 01:06

    HA! Guy is such a douche

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  24. Anonymous28 January 2012 at 01:59

    worst judge ever...

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  25. Anthony Hopper28 January 2012 at 02:04

    humorous and sadly probably true...good job.

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  26. Simon black28 January 2012 at 02:41

    Lol, sadly that conversation is probably true.

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  27. Liquid28 January 2012 at 03:55

    makes me sick to my stomach... this....douchebag >_<

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  28. Unknown28 January 2012 at 10:26

    I love this. Simon is such a scum bag. If only he weren't so wealthy, we'd finally see the back end of him.

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  29. Alucard069128 January 2012 at 12:44

    Always the same, never good. I just don't like these shows.

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  30. Liquid28 January 2012 at 19:25

    that dude sold his soul to the devil!..

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  31. Dylanthulhu28 January 2012 at 19:26

    Simon just astounds me with his ability too do the same shit over and over again and get paid a massive amount of money for doing it.

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  32. G29 January 2012 at 22:08

    I honestly think this guy is just the biggest troll in the world...
    I'm sure he just sits at home laughing at everyone else

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