Wednesday, 11 January 2012

MAN THE HARPOONS

You know the drill
dodecatuplets or lard baby?
So Spring is looking like the time for Jess Simpson to drop her lard baby that in an act that has been defying leading scientific minds around the globe has been actually feeding her from the inside out!








na na na na naaa I'm loooving it!
DO WANT
Although celeb life is all but dried up for the once angelic (until she opened her mouth other to sing) Southerner, I feel a work out dvd deal and maybe a season on Biggest Loser coming on because she'll need all the help she can get.

What ever it is it will have reality tv stamped all over it.
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29 comments:

  1. Dani11 January 2012 at 01:24

    Think you could be right about the reality tv & dvd, (Gotta get the cash in somehow hey) although she's looking a 'tad' on the large side, she's lucky enough to be hot enough to pull it off. With a personnel trainer, the baby weight will be gone in no time, (Bitch) & she'll be back to the Daisy Duke days . . . All that said I can't quite take my eyes off her bust, it's fricking hugh lol x

    Ps, loving the Harpoon ^_^ x

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  2. Pat Hatt11 January 2012 at 01:33

    Yeah reality tv is where the washed up no talent bimbos go, wish reality tv would die!

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  3. Dave Natan11 January 2012 at 01:33

    She looks ok to me, for being preggers.

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  4. NayNaySIXX11 January 2012 at 01:36

    Haa, any holes a goal ;)

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  5. Unknown11 January 2012 at 04:18

    Wow that must be a giant baby she's got in there. I really hope they take that out by forklift. And reality telly, enough already

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  6. Melanie11 January 2012 at 04:32

    I will laugh when the baby weighs four pounds.

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  7. Anonymous11 January 2012 at 04:39

    Do not want.

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  8. T. Roger Thomas11 January 2012 at 05:26

    I think she looks fine for being pregnant. The challenge for her will be getting back into shape after giving birth.

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  9. Anonymous11 January 2012 at 08:28

    I don't have reality TV, so no idea what half the people are moaning about.

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  10. Trainer11 January 2012 at 09:03

    It's already good for being pregnant, but she will have a lot of workout after giving bitrh.

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  11. InfinitePlans11 January 2012 at 10:21

    Not really following here, I just want the younger, hot, Jessica back!

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  12. Adkov11 January 2012 at 13:18

    Usually takes a crane to get it out.

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  13. CErixsson11 January 2012 at 13:41

    she still got it imo! i like your blog and you got your self a new follower +1 :D

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  14. Gazman11 January 2012 at 15:46

    didn't even know she was pregnant, damn.

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  15. Zap McBlowfist11 January 2012 at 16:31

    @infinitePlans agreed

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  16. Anonymous11 January 2012 at 18:31

    I'd tap that.

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  17. psychology-knowledge11 January 2012 at 19:04

    I`m not that into weaponry, but that`s a nice harpoon.

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  18. Gerd v. K.11 January 2012 at 19:05

    hahahaha :D Thank you for made me a smile :D.

    Maby my blog is make you smile also ;-).

    +1 Follow

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  19. Anonymous11 January 2012 at 19:19

    Needs some attention with a bit of steel wool but definately a nice harpoon.

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  20. Teeeha11 January 2012 at 19:44

    must be a mega baby D:

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  21. SecondLifer11 January 2012 at 21:13

    lard baby. well turned phrase. I'm definitely following you now.

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  22. Unknown11 January 2012 at 21:22

    Can't stay young forever.

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  23. choms11 January 2012 at 21:35

    haha :D yeah mega baby :D following :]]

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  24. Andy Santana11 January 2012 at 23:16

    Passei para conhecer o seu blog,
    beijos

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  25. Baur11 January 2012 at 23:28

    Haha harpoons

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  26. Baur11 January 2012 at 23:47

    + follow

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  27. carl the blogger12 January 2012 at 16:02

    Any holes a goal!

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  28. confictushome12 January 2012 at 19:03

    that isn't terribly nice.

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  29. Leon Kennedy26 January 2012 at 02:41

    it's ok guys, she married a guy who was a roster player for like 4 seasons in the NFL... so she's financially secure

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