Saturday, 21 January 2012

We've seen her grow up, we've seen her shave her head, we've seen her clam...

99 problems but a hull breach aint one of them



And now former bodyguard Fernando Flores is planning on publishing a tell-all book on none other than the white trash queen Britney Spears!

You cant handle a style of this magnitude of awesomeness












The Sun spoke with an insider who had this to report:

This used to happen in my school all the time
“Britney has a huge sexual appetite and, from what she told me, her tours were an anything-goes environment. I heard stories of threesomes, orgies, girls making out — things that would make your hair stand on end. She had a lot of young, attractive dancers around her on tour and things would get crazy. There was drinking, drugs, steamy sessions in hot tubs, all sorts of things.”

 The ex-security guard claims he has the srs business on orgies, threesomes and girl-on-girl kisses backstage during Britney’s “Circus Tour.” Although it sounds pretty tame and another case of everyone just getting their pound of flesh from the failing once untouchable formal teen idol.

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41 comments:

  1. InfinitePlans21 January 2012 at 00:58

    Well it's not like people didn't know this already, it's amazing what passes as a book though. :P

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  2. Chris Sweet21 January 2012 at 01:04

    I knew when she wore that red jumpsuit, things were going to turn for the worse lol

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  3. Taker21 January 2012 at 01:05

    An incredible insider report! It would have been pretty crazy to be back stage at a Britney Spears concert back when she blew up!

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  4. confictushome21 January 2012 at 01:12

    Everybody wants to make a buck and slandering is an easy and almost too easy way to do it here in america. There are no penalties (effectively) and no benefit for the victim to prove their innocence.

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  5. Chris21 January 2012 at 01:26

    We've seen her clam.. LOL

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  6. JaeSunEx21 January 2012 at 01:34

    damn, im not too surprised though

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  7. Cross21 January 2012 at 01:35

    Buying this as soon as possible. Also great title!

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  8. Dani21 January 2012 at 01:47

    Loool ^_^ gotta love a clam hehe, although i'm sticking with Lieutenant Worf & all his Klingoness

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  9. BragonDorn21 January 2012 at 02:44

    I wish I could of seen that!

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  10. [[AguiLeons]]21 January 2012 at 03:00

    what the, she look like have cancer

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  11. Pat Hatt21 January 2012 at 03:35

    haha write a bunch of crap about a former teen idol and people come running. No wonder the world is in the crapper.

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  12. Anonymous21 January 2012 at 03:40

    I'm surprised it's taken so long. From what I recall, Hit Me Baby One More Time, was subliminally messaged with 'Sleep with me, I'm not too young.'

    Her mother must be so proud!

    GM x

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  13. Anonymous21 January 2012 at 03:45

    I used to think she was the hottest girl on earth.

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  14. Dreadnaught21 January 2012 at 03:52

    Why didnt anyone involved in the orgies and stuff break the silence and talk about it before this guard did? I dont care for Britteny at all but idk this guy might be lying for a quick buck

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  15. DanRobitzski21 January 2012 at 03:56

    you know, I don't even care enough to read the book. Britney's old news, long since dismissed as batshit crazy.

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  16. Wandering News Network21 January 2012 at 04:32

    I am way not surprised, I figured that that kind of stuff was going on anyways.

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  17. Leon Kennedy21 January 2012 at 04:51

    middle school me just had a stroke

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  18. Shockgrubz21 January 2012 at 04:51

    Very well put that this stuff is now tame. If it were 15 or 20 years ago, then we'd raise an eyebrow or two. I'll always prefer the bald britney.

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  19. SammyK21 January 2012 at 05:03

    I lol'd at the side by side pics. I wonder how well the book will do, she hasnt been very popular over the last few years, but this could be a stunt to get her back in the game

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  20. T. Roger Thomas21 January 2012 at 05:25

    Note to Self: Be sure to get any bodyguards I hire in the future to sign a non-disclosure agreement.

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  21. Sub Radar (Mike)21 January 2012 at 05:31

    Oh dear, it seems she always finds a way to crawl back into relevancy, even if it's indirectly...

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  22. Anonymous21 January 2012 at 07:28

    Oh wow, this I might read

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  23. psychology-knowledge21 January 2012 at 07:44

    LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! LOL!
    I have to agree with Infiniteplans.

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  24. Aida21 January 2012 at 11:11

    Poor girl...


    http://placequotehere.blogspot.com

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  25. Trainer21 January 2012 at 12:11

    Being a pop star is not that hard as they say on TV... seems that they're not getting bored.

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  26. Andy Santana21 January 2012 at 13:00

    I love Britney Spears...

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  27. NayNaySIXX21 January 2012 at 13:00

    I LOVE Britney Spears!

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  28. Anonymous21 January 2012 at 13:03

    Drug,sex and ... power pop

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  29. Jimmy Fungus21 January 2012 at 13:55

    Pics or it didn't happen.

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  30. GhosT21 January 2012 at 15:41

    nice, following :)

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  31. darpee21 January 2012 at 16:05

    Don't like her :P

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  32. Jaclyn21 January 2012 at 16:43

    I LOVE her!!! I actually have a poster of her hanging above my bed. Shhhh don't tell anyone :P

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  33. Omnislash21 January 2012 at 17:06

    Never liked Britney.

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  34. Liquid21 January 2012 at 19:16

    lol i just shat brix.
    i loved her when she was younger and saner anyway.

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  35. Baur21 January 2012 at 22:49

    Eh i dont like her

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  36. Alex Rowe22 January 2012 at 18:17

    That Brittney Spears shaved her head to embrace her Klingon roots is the most reasonable conclusion about her character that I've seen yet.

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  37. octavarium722 January 2012 at 20:34

    hahaha - Pure insanity.

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  38. God King22 January 2012 at 21:13

    Nice!

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  39. DEZMOND23 January 2012 at 13:49

    hope some train will run me over if I ever read anything related to that Spritney Bears...

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